Tim Quote #365
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair in Love and War
Jill: Do you remember that spring weekend when we went to the movies... and we went to Sangren Hall...
Tim: Sangren Hall.
Jill: ...and saw Doctor Zhivago?
Tim: Doctor Zhivago.
Jill: You know that scene when Lara and Dr. Zhivago say goodbye at the train station? I looked over at you and you had a single tear roll down your cheek. That is when I fell in love with you. That was such a sad scene.
Tim: That's not why I was crying.
Jill: Oh, yeah? Why?
Tim: You finished all of my Milk Duds. Just the thought of that just brings up so many bad memories.
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‘Al's Fair in Love and War’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: It's just my diary from college. There's nothing that would interest you in here.
Tim: Really? Hey, what about that steamy night in Saugatuck we spent, huh?
Jill: There might be one short paragraph.
Tim: I bet it says something like. "Tonight, I saw paradise."
Jill: "And it was a very small island."
Quote from Tim
Tim: No, no, no. I promised I wouldn't touch it. [Randy starts to walk away with Jill's diary] Whoa. But that doesn't stop you from putting it out and accidentally opening it up.
Randy: Wait a second. This could be worth something. I could tell Mom about this.
Tim: And I could duct-tape you to a ceiling fan and force-feed you liver.
Randy: How's "August 22. 1974"?
Quote from Randy
Tim: Gather around, my sons.
Randy: What's up, Dad?
Tim: Tonight, we put a carcass on the grill, oil up our bodies, put our loincloths on and celebrate...
the first barbecue of the season. [grunts] And you'll notice, Daddy-o here has a 20-gallon steel cylinder filled with propane. I've increased the outlet valve of this twice over. Which means we'll be cooking with what?
Randy: The fire department?