Jill Quote #111
Quote from Jill in Baby, It's Cold Outside
Jill: Oh, oh, honey, I have something I want to show you. This is all I'm gonna be wearing this weekend.
Tim: Boy, are you gonna be cold.
There's been a little change in plans.
Jill: Change. What change?
Tim: Jill, you really love me, don't you?
Jill: Of course.
Tim: And we're always gonna be together, right?
Jill: Yes. Unless we're not going to the Stone Creek Lodge this weekend.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Baby, It's Cold Outside’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: "Insert the first two poles into the two sleeves. After getting two complete poles through the sleeves, you place the aluminum-tipped end into the grommet of the floor webbing loop." That's this.
Tim: Floor webbing... This. Okay.
Jill: Yeah. "By now it should be partially erect."
Both: The tent.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, I thought I could do both, you know, and make everybody happy.
Wilson: Well, Tim, let me tell you a little story, about a doe. A deer. A female deer.
Tim: You're not gonna break into a song, are you?
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. Anyway, once, when I was driving up here. I came across a young deer standing in the middle of the road. And my headlights were shining directly into its eyes. She started to move one way. Then she moved another way. And then she panicked, she froze. I had to swerve the car to avoid hitting her. Ended up running into a tree.
Tim: Whoa.
Wilson: Now, the deer was happy, but I wasn't. If she had chosen one direction and ran, we both would've been happy. [Tim mumbles agreeably] You see, Tim, when you try to go in too many directions at once, you end up going nowhere.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Oh, thank God. I was getting worried. I heard this awful howling.
Tim: Oh, that was me. Couldn't find any leaves. I had to use a pine cone.