Tim Quote #256
Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Well, Al. I hope you're satisfied.
Al: Well, what did I do?
Tim: Well, you distracted me. That's why I whacked him, Mr. Negativity.
Al: I think you did this on purpose because he beat you at "Stump the Tool Man".
Tim: Oh, come on. He didn't beat me.
Al: You even cheated. You had Jill call in.
Tim: That wasn't Jill.
Al: I would never have my wife call in.
Tim: Well, you don't have to worry about that since you'll never be married. Al, that came out wrong. I didn't mean it like that. You'll have a wife one of these days. If you don't, you'll have a girlfriend. Somebody who really likes you. Not just some desperate woman. [Al walks off] Boy, he's so sensitive.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘What About Bob?’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Tim, Tim, Tim. The first step for greatness is humbling yourself. [Tim grunts] Maybe you shouldn't try to have all the answers, and instead ask more questions. You see, Tim, a truly wise man always has more questions than answers.
Tim: So... would that make me wiser than you, Wilson?
Wilson: Well, what do you think, Tim?
Quote from Al
Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.