Tim: Connect away, Bob.
Al: Tim, are you sure you turned off the electricity?
Tim: That goes without saying, Al.
Al: Well, now that we've said it, have you done it?
Bob Vila: Tim, it's your show. I think you should install the switch.
Tim: Oh, you're the guest. Go on, go on.
Bob Vila: Al, would you do this? Please.
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

Jill: Curtis, this is Randy's dad, Mr. Taylor.
Tim: Hi, Curtis. How are you?
Curtis: My father and I watch Tool Time.
Tim: Good.
Curtis: We really like Al.
Tim: We all like Al. [quietly to Jill] He is a geek.

Bob Vila: And to make sure they line up, it's a good idea to use a dowelling jig. 'cause remember, a job worth doing is a job worth doing right.
Tim: Goes without saying, doesn't it, Bob? Still waiting for that female caller. Still waiting for that female caller.
Jill: [on the phone] Hello?
Tim: Hello. What's your name?
Jill: This is Jill... ene. Jillene. [Al looks away in disgust]
Tim: Hello, Jill... Jillene. What's your question?
Jill: Well, it's kind of a hard one.
Tim: Well, I think one of us will be able to answer it.
Jill: Okay. Um, can you tell me the name of a medieval wood-shaping tool?
Tim: Ooh, that's hard. Um... Maybe you'd like to handle this one, Bob.
Bob Vila: I'd love to. I think Jillene's probably thinking about something called an adze.
Tim: Nice try. Bob, but the tool you're... How the hell did you know that?