Quote from Tim in What About Bob?
Tim: Well, Al. I hope you're satisfied. Al: Well, what did I do? Tim: Well, you distracted me. That's why I whacked him, Mr. Negativity. Al: I think you did this on purpose because he beat you at "Stump the Tool Man". Tim: Oh, come on. He didn't beat me. Al: You even cheated. You had Jill call in. Tim: That wasn't Jill. Al: I would never have my wife call in. Tim: Well, you don't have to worry about that since you'll never be married. Al, that came out wrong. I didn't mean it like that. You'll have a wife one of these days. If you don't, you'll have a girlfriend. Somebody who really likes you. Not just some desperate woman. [Al walks off] Boy, he's so sensitive.