Tim Quote #191
Quote from Tim in Up Your Alley
Tim: Randy, get this off of me right now.
Randy: Dad, no man has ever escaped Randy's handcuffs of death.
Brad: Let's spray Dad with Silly String.
Tim: No, don't spray Dad with Silly String. Cap those things. Take these off right now, fun is fun. Come on.
Randy: What are the magic words?
Tim: "No allowance."
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Up Your Alley’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: Hey, Dad, I heard a great joke today.
Tim: What was it?
Randy: Okay. What did the moron have for breakfast?
Tim: I don't know.
Randy: This morning you had scrambled eggs and toast. [laughs]
Quote from Al
Tim: Hi, everybody, and welcome once again to Tool Time. I'm Tim Taylor. Of course, you all know Al.
Al: Borland.
Tim: Al, why would they need to know your last name?
Al: You always tell them your last name.
Tim: Al, if they don't know who I am, they won't know who you are. Right, Al?
Al: Borland.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, we're gonna be hanging some drywall today, Al Borland.
Al: That's right, Tim Taylor.
Tim: Since we're hanging it, maybe we'll need a noose.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.