Tim Quote #190
Quote from Tim in Up Your Alley
Tim: I'll be hanging the wallboard today with my trusty Binford Crown hammer. It's one of the best you can buy. Now, when you're hanging wallboard, always make your nail flush. That gives you the perfect dimple. Suppose they call it a dimple because...
Al: No, I don't, Tim.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Up Your Alley’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: Hey, Dad, I heard a great joke today.
Tim: What was it?
Randy: Okay. What did the moron have for breakfast?
Tim: I don't know.
Randy: This morning you had scrambled eggs and toast. [laughs]
Quote from Al
Tim: Hi, everybody, and welcome once again to Tool Time. I'm Tim Taylor. Of course, you all know Al.
Al: Borland.
Tim: Al, why would they need to know your last name?
Al: You always tell them your last name.
Tim: Al, if they don't know who I am, they won't know who you are. Right, Al?
Al: Borland.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, we're gonna be hanging some drywall today, Al Borland.
Al: That's right, Tim Taylor.
Tim: Since we're hanging it, maybe we'll need a noose.
Al: I don't think so, Tim.