Tim Quote #103
Quote from Tim in Nothing More Than Feelings
Tim: Any other feelings?
Jim: I'm feeling... hungry.
Tim: Hey. Good? That's a good feeling there. Kyle, how about you, what are you feeling?
Kyle: I was feeling fine until Jimbo here said he was feeling hungry. Now I'm feeling hungry. And that makes me mad.
Tim: Why is that?
Kyle: Because I want a big ol' piece of pork. And my doctor said it's too fatty. What the hell did I have that bypass for anyway?!
Tim: Hey, settle down, man.
Kyle: I want some pork, dammit!
Tim: All right, all right, all right. Let's steer clear of the meat products for a minute.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Nothing More Than Feelings’ Quotes
Quote from Mark
Mark: Mommy, I'm worried.
Jill: About what, honey?
Mark: If you drool and sleep on your back, won't you drown?
Jill: No, honey. Thank you for your concern. Eat a carrot.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, the car is running fine.
Tim: It used to be running fine. Inside of a car is an internal combustion engine. Composed of many precision parts running at a high RPM. High RPM produces friction. Friction produces heat. Heat is dissipated by lubrication - oil. When the car didn't get the oil that it needs, it tends to seize up into a rock.
Jill: Are you saying the car's not running?
Tim: We now own a 4,000 pound, four-door boulder.
Jill: You mean I can't drive it?
Tim: Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone.
Quote from Tim
Tim: How long has the oil light been on, Jill?
Jill: Oil light...
Tim: The oil light. Next to the speedometer. A little red light with an oil can on it.
Jill: Oh, that thing. I don't know, two or three days.
Tim: Two or three days? It's a warning light. Didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?
Jill: I thought if there was a problem with the car, that the light would get brighter or there would be a buzzer.
Tim: A buzzer?! It's a car, not a game show.