Tim Quote #102
Quote from Tim in Nothing More Than Feelings
Tim: Thank you. A lot of people have said to me. "I saw the show the other day with all the guy talk. What was that all about?" Well, mostly it was about getting in trouble with our wives.
Kyle: No kiddin'. Ginger's living with her mother.
Tim: Well, on today's show, we're gonna see if we can straighten things out. Al, I got a seat for ya.
Al: No, thank you, Tim.
Tim: Well, Tool Time is more than just home improvement, it's male improvement. An improved male is more sensitive to his wife. How do we get sensitive? By digging deep down in our emotions and sharing our feelings with others. You guys up to it?
Jim: I thought we were gonna get to use the tools.
Tim: Not today, Jimbo. What are you feeling?
Jim: Well, I guess I'm feeling confused. I was looking forward to using the tools.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Nothing More Than Feelings’ Quotes
Quote from Mark
Mark: Mommy, I'm worried.
Jill: About what, honey?
Mark: If you drool and sleep on your back, won't you drown?
Jill: No, honey. Thank you for your concern. Eat a carrot.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, the car is running fine.
Tim: It used to be running fine. Inside of a car is an internal combustion engine. Composed of many precision parts running at a high RPM. High RPM produces friction. Friction produces heat. Heat is dissipated by lubrication - oil. When the car didn't get the oil that it needs, it tends to seize up into a rock.
Jill: Are you saying the car's not running?
Tim: We now own a 4,000 pound, four-door boulder.
Jill: You mean I can't drive it?
Tim: Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone.
Quote from Tim
Tim: How long has the oil light been on, Jill?
Jill: Oil light...
Tim: The oil light. Next to the speedometer. A little red light with an oil can on it.
Jill: Oh, that thing. I don't know, two or three days.
Tim: Two or three days? It's a warning light. Didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?
Jill: I thought if there was a problem with the car, that the light would get brighter or there would be a buzzer.
Tim: A buzzer?! It's a car, not a game show.