Tim Quote #3234
Quote from Tim in Mr. Likeable
Tim: What are you doing?
Al: I'm capitalizing on my newfound popularity.
Tim: Is this why you've been leaving work early for the last couple of days?
Al: Well, actually, on Tuesday I opened a lamp store. And on Wednesday I was keynote speaker at Spacklefest '98!
Tim: If you want to capitalize on your newfound popularity, you might want to aim your sights a little higher than spackle and dung.
Al: Well, I don't want to impose on our friendship. But if you could give me some career advice, you know, coach me a little, maybe I could get some better endorsements.
Tim: Well, I hate to see you signing this crap.
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‘Mr. Likeable’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Al: You know, I never thought this would happen to me. I've always lived in someone else's shadow.
Tim: Well, growing up with your mom, I'm surprised you knew there was a sun.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I can understand your concern for Al. But I'm also reminded of the Persian writer Nasir-i Khusraw. He said, "Though God creates the mother, the breast and the milk, the children must draw for themselves their mother's milk."
Tim: Wilson, you just gave me 12 horrible images.
Wilson: No, no, no, no. I'm just saying, just as the child learns self-reliance by separating from his mother, so the assistant learns by separating from the Tool Man. Maybe what Al needs is protection and support so he's not left hanging.
Tim: So I'll just buy him a sturdy jockstrap.
Wilson: Hello, horrible image number 13.
Quote from Tim
Morgan Fairchild: Al.
Al: Yes, Morgan Fairchild?
Morgan Fairchild: I am so sorry about this. May I have your autograph?
Al: You... You want my autograph?
Morgan Fairchild: Well, actually, it's not for me. It's for my dad. He's a huge fan of Tool Time.
Tim: Well, he probably wants mine, too. Hi. I'm Tim the Tool Man.
Morgan Fairchild: Hi. No, he didn't mention you. Thanks. I, on the other hand, am a huge fan of yours, honey.
Tim: Morgan Fairchild. I love her!