Tim: What are you doing?
Al: I'm capitalizing on my newfound popularity.
Tim: Is this why you've been leaving work early for the last couple of days?
Al: Well, actually, on Tuesday I opened a lamp store. And on Wednesday I was keynote speaker at Spacklefest '98!
Tim: If you want to capitalize on your newfound popularity, you might want to aim your sights a little higher than spackle and dung.
Al: Well, I don't want to impose on our friendship. But if you could give me some career advice, you know, coach me a little, maybe I could get some better endorsements.
Tim: Well, I hate to see you signing this crap.