Tim Quote #3075
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Al: [to Tim] Shut up!
Wilson: Shut up!
Tim: You shut up!
Al: No, you shut up! Shut up!
Heidi: Shut up, Tim!
Kyle: Oh, I can't take it anymore! So much noise I can't hear the voices in my head.
Tim: Oh, our guide has voices in his head. How about this one? Incoming!
Kyle: Over! [jumps out of the raft]
Al: Oh, great, Tim. Now we don't even have a guide. This is all your fault!
Tim: This isn't my fault. I didn't want to go to this thing in the first place.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Whitewater’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"