Tim Quote #3074
Quote from Tim in Whitewater
Al: Oh, you'll have to forgive Tim. He can't help being an insensitive lout!
Kyle: You're no picnic either, Sinus Boy.
Wilson: Yeah, tell me about it! I was up all night. I never had this problem with my kayaking buddies.
Al: Would you quit yakking about your kayaking?
Wilson: Well, it's better than listening to your boring stories of how you and your mom went to Anchorage and caught fish with your hands.
Tim: Lucky she wasn't harpooned.
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‘Whitewater’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"