Jill Quote #986
Quote from Jill in Whitewater
Jill: Maybe next year I'll let Tim plan his own birthday.
Luanne: That would be wise. We have to do whatever we can to keep our marriages strong.
Jill: You're very insightful, Luanne.
Luanne: Well, I have to be. Because the evil forces of the world are out to get us.
Jill: What evil forces?
Luanne: The dairy farmers and the people who make aluminum foil.
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Wilson: Friends, friends, friends, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "We must all hang together or else we shall hang separately."
Quote from Heidi
Al: [snores]
Heidi: Does anybody know what time it is?
Jill: 5:00.
Quote from Tim
Al: All right! We're ready to raft, huh?
Tim: Al, Lewis and Clark didn't carry this much stuff.
Al: Yeah, well, they didn't spend 18 years in Boy Scouts.
Cub: Boy, you really prepared for this trip! You got some great equipment there.
Al: Well, when I go camping, I go Binford, huh? I first heard the call of the wild when I was eight years old.
Tim: That was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, the macaroni's ready!"