Brad Quote #203
Quote from Brad in What a Drag
Jill: Look, Brad, I know what this is like, you know? When you're young, you want to have adventures. You think, "Nothing bad can happen to me." It's just not true. Something bad can happen to you. Why would you want to take that risk?
Tim: Your life's, you know, on track now. You don't want to do something that could get it off track. You got so much going for you. You got so much to lose. I mean, how about your soccer scholarship?
Jill: And the trust of a family who loves you.
Brad: Yeah. I don't want to lose my soccer scholarship... or the other thing.
Tim: "The other thing" is the most important thing in your life. Nobody believes in or cares for you as much as we do.
Brad: I know that.
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Quote from Al
Al: Oh... I can't believe I touched this bag! Oh, now my prints are all over it! Oh, man!
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!
Al: You know, this makes me an accessory. I could be charged with with possession of illicit drugs!
Tim: Al, Al, Al, stop, stop! Think for a minute. You found marijuana on my property. What does that tell you?
Al: I can no longer run for political office.
Quote from Al
Al: Well, hey! What's this?
Tim: What's what, Al?
Al: Looks like oregano. Does Jill keep it out here so it stays fresh?
Tim: Let me see that. It's not oregano.
Al: Tarragon?
Tim: This is marijuana.
Al: Jill cooks with marijuana?!
Tim: No, you idiot. Somebody's hiding this out here.
Quote from Tim
Heidi: Welcome to Tool Time on location. Here we are in Tim's very own backyard.
Tim & Al: [air blowing at them] It's Storm Watch '98! [Tim signals for the fan to be turned off]
Tim: Hi. I am Tim "The Weatherman" Taylor. And of course, you all know my assistant, Al "Nino" Borland.
Al: That's right. And we're here to show you how to protect your house and property from the ravages of a winter storm. [Tim makes blowing noises]
Tim: It's gonna be a long winter. Al's mom saw her shadow. Which is hard to do because she can't see her feet at this point, can she?