Tim Quote #2845
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Jill: There is no possibility. You had a vasectomy.
Tim: They can be reversed. Or better yet, what if we had sex every day? If we had sex every day, then maybe one of my little guys who's been hiding is ready to make his move.
Jill: Tim, you obviously haven't thought this through.
Tim: I want us to think it through. You and me.
Jill: OK. OK, we will. All right. Suppose one of these guys-
Tim: Let's call him, uh, "Bob."
Jill: What is gonna guarantee that "Bob" is gonna get us a girl?
Tim: Bob won't let us down.
Jill: Bob let us down three times!
Tim: That wasn't Bob. That was Steve.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Jill: Hey, guys. Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today?
Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?