Tim Quote #2842
Quote from Tim in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Tim: "'Rabbit, let's bounce together.' Rabbit couldn't believe his ears. 'Me, bounce?' he said. 'Well, sure,' said Tigger. 'You got the feet for it."' I wouldn't call those "feet." I would've called those "gunboats." Those are big feet. No wonder he can bounce them. I mean, these feet are gigantic. These are... [notices Gracie is asleep] Looks like somebody else lost their bounce, huh? Let's lie down.
[After Tim lays Gracie down to sleep, he sits back down on the couch and continues reading the book]
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‘Say Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
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Randy: Unfortunately, yes.
Mark: Dad's lost it.
Brad: Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. I mean, what's next, a Pantyhose Week? Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"?
Randy: I don't know about you, but I stop watching the day Dad turns to Al and says, "Do you feel fresh?"
Quote from Randy
Tim: [deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
Gracie: Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
Tim: Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
Gracie: That's Mr. Lion Cub.
Tim: Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before.
Randy: Well, I have. You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. Everyone expects you to be king.
Quote from Jill
Tim: I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter.
Jill: This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, praying for a prenatal winkie?