Tim Quote #2728
Quote from Tim in Thanksgiving
Tim: No, I'm talking about the gizmos and gadgets and thingamajigs that make a man's life worthwhile.
Al: Well, I hear you, brother. How many times have you found yourself at the beach or maybe a tailgate party and you're longing for a zesty blended beverage?
Tim: Not a problem anymore with this model of American ingenuity. All it takes is one rip... This next gadget's on the top of my list of favorites.
Al: That's right. Now, you may be thinking I'm wearing usual coveralls, but you're wrong. I'm sporting the practical and very fashionable vacu-suit. [upbeat jazz music plays]
Tim: That's right, from the Binford winter collection. You've got to say "tres chic" when you look at Al right now. The point of this is, why lug around a heavy vacuum cleaner when you can just can add the vacuum to the man.
Al: That's right.
Tim: Just add a hose to Al.
Al: Mm-hmm. Not there, Tim!
Tim: He's got a built-in compressor and motor. Flip him on and watch Al suck.
Al: Uh, Tim... Tim, I think we have a problem! Turn it off! Turn it off, Tim! Turn it off, Tim! Ah! Tim!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Ted: These are the transformers and all the breakers. I love spending time down here.
Tim: Who wouldn't? The place is so homey.
Ted: If you like this, wait till you see our control room. That's where we operate all of the Silverdome's lights and our 2,000 toilets.
Tim: Wait a minute. Two thousand toilets? Is there a button you can press to flush them all at once?
Ted: No, but I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. You're a thinker. I like that.
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Ted: Mr. Taylor? Are you ready to explore the bowels of the Silverdome?
Tim: Let me loose.
Jill: Tim, can I speak to you for a moment? He'll be right there. You cannot leave us alone with the Schmayman.
Tim: Jill, Jill, Jill. Thanksgiving is about compassion. It's about reaching out to others. It's about being there for other people. Gotta go.
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Ted: Hello, Taylor family. Welcome to box 12. I'm Ted, your personal Silverdome liaison and I've got hats.
Jill: Oh, thank you. I'm Jill Taylor. And that's Randy, Mark and Brad and my husband, Tim Taylor.
Ted: Hey, it's "The Tool Man." [imitating Tim] "Oh! Oh!"
Tim: Good to meet you, Ted. Um, you look awful familiar. Have we met before?
Ted: No. Perhaps you've met one of my brothers. Ned or Fred?
Tim: Wait a minute. One brother works at the airport in Alpena. And the other brother at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, I've met them.
Ted: Yes. I hope they didn't give you any trouble. They've always been pretty ornery. One time they held me down and packed my nose with candy corn.
Jill: Kids can be so cruel.
Ted: This was last Christmas. By the way, Tim, I've been authorized to give you a tour of the Silverdome's nerve center. Home of our state-of-the-art electrical and plumbing system.
Tim: Somebody pinch me!