Tim: No, I'm talking about the gizmos and gadgets and thingamajigs that make a man's life worthwhile.
Al: Well, I hear you, brother. How many times have you found yourself at the beach or maybe a tailgate party and you're longing for a zesty blended beverage?
Tim: Not a problem anymore with this model of American ingenuity. All it takes is one rip... This next gadget's on the top of my list of favorites.
Al: That's right. Now, you may be thinking I'm wearing usual coveralls, but you're wrong. I'm sporting the practical and very fashionable vacu-suit. [upbeat jazz music plays]
Tim: That's right, from the Binford winter collection. You've got to say "tres chic" when you look at Al right now. The point of this is, why lug around a heavy vacuum cleaner when you can just can add the vacuum to the man.
Al: That's right.
Tim: Just add a hose to Al.
Al: Mm-hmm. Not there, Tim!
Tim: He's got a built-in compressor and motor. Flip him on and watch Al suck.
Al: Uh, Tim... Tim, I think we have a problem! Turn it off! Turn it off, Tim! Turn it off, Tim! Ah! Tim!