Tim Quote #2718
Quote from Tim in Losing My Religion
Tim: Look, my parents forced me to go to church and I'm a better person because of it.
Jill: My parents forced me to go to church and I'm a better person in spite of it.
Tim: So, either way it works, huh?
Mark: Man, I'm never doing yoga again.
Brad: Hey, Dad, you know a lot about pain. What do you do for back spasms?
Tim: I go to church and I don't ask why.
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‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.