Tim: Look, my parents forced me to go to church and I'm a better person because of it.
Jill: My parents forced me to go to church and I'm a better person in spite of it.
Tim: So, either way it works, huh?
Mark: Man, I'm never doing yoga again.
Brad: Hey, Dad, you know a lot about pain. What do you do for back spasms?
Tim: I go to church and I don't ask why.