Randy Quote #369
Quote from Randy in Losing My Religion
Randy: Look, uh I don't want to make a big deal out of this, but I'm not going with you guys this Sunday.
Jill: Do you have to work at the hospice on Sunday?
Randy: No.
Tim: Does going to Al's church make you a little uncomfortable?
Randy: Dad, going to any church makes me uncomfortable. I've been doing a lot of thinking and I just realized organized religion doesn't make any sense to me.
Tim: It doesn't make any sense to anyone, but they still go to church.
Jill: Randy, this family's always gone to church together.
Randy: I know that, but for a long time I've been questioning why I'm there.
Tim: Well, you question all you want to, as long as your butt's in that pew.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.