Randy Quote #366
Quote from Randy in Losing My Religion
Becky: Randy, Elaine's back from her walk.
Randy: Oh. Hi. I'm Randy Taylor. Are you OK? Do you want to sit down?
Nurse: Well, I probably should after that two mile power walk, but she's Elaine. I work here.
Elaine: She's my nurse. I keep telling her to live life and get off her bony butt.
Randy: Wow. You power walk?
Elaine: I also dress myself and cut my own meat.
Randy: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-
Elaine: Hey. I'm having fun with you. Aren't I allowed to have fun?
Randy: Oh, yeah, of course. Fun, fun, fun!
Elaine: Well, Randy, would you like to see this place?
Randy: Sure. I'm dying to. I mean, I'd love to.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Losing My Religion’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know, there's a place where people get together and pray for God's protection.
Randy: Dad, I'm not going to church.
Tim: I was talking about Tool Time.
Quote from Jill
Jill: So what exactly are you going to be doing at the hospice?
Randy: I'll be spending my time with a woman named Elaine. You know, we'll play cards, watch videos.
Tim: Hey, why don't you take her some old Tool Time videos?
Jill: The woman has suffered enough.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What is this? I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Religious. I mean, half the time in church you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.
Jill: [laughs] Is that what this is about?
Tim: That's God's plan.
Jill: God's plan?
Tim: Yes, you go to church, you get credit. You fall asleep, you lose a credit. You understand the sermon, you get extra credit. If you get enough credits, you can bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.