Tim Quote #2408
Quote from Tim in Totally Tool Time
Tim: Hi. Welcome back. We've talked about a man's work. Now it's time to talk about a man's workout.
Al: Welcome to the Binford 6100 Man's Gym! All right. Let's start out here at the multi-purpose workout center.
Tim: It's where you get your bi's, tri's and thighs... up to size.
Al: This unit has features you'll only find in the Man's Gym.
Tim: Tired of sitting on a hard bench, you just press "number one." [a recliner appears] It's so cozy, I could snooze right now. [sighing]
Al: Now, you may be wondering if you're gonna take a snooze, how do you exercise?
Tim: Just press "automatic"... ...and the machine does the workout for you.
Al: Now, if the machine's doing all the work, how do you work up a sweat?
Tim: Easy. We got sweat in this one. We got cold beer over here. [drinks] That would be the sweat!
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Quote from Wilson
Tim: Wilson, thank you very much for being a guest on today's show.
Wilson: Oh, Tim, it's my pleasure. You know, I have many relatives living in Sweden. They're gonna be so thrilled to see me on TV. Some of them have never seen my face.
Quote from Tim
Jill: If the show's a big hit in Europe, does that mean we finally get to go there?
Tim: Yeah! We can go to England and visit the Aston Martin factory. Italy, the Ferrari plant. A romantic weekend in Stuttgart at the Porsche factory.
Jill: That's about as romantic as touring a sausage factory.
Tim: We can do that too. On the way home, we'll swing by Poland.
Quote from Brad
Tim: Hey, guys. I got the mail. There's a package from Sweden. You know what that means?
Brad: You won the Nobel Prize again?