Tim: Hi. Welcome back. We've talked about a man's work. Now it's time to talk about a man's workout.
Al: Welcome to the Binford 6100 Man's Gym! All right. Let's start out here at the multi-purpose workout center.
Tim: It's where you get your bi's, tri's and thighs... up to size.
Al: This unit has features you'll only find in the Man's Gym.
Tim: Tired of sitting on a hard bench, you just press "number one." [a recliner appears] It's so cozy, I could snooze right now. [sighing]
Al: Now, you may be wondering if you're gonna take a snooze, how do you exercise?
Tim: Just press "automatic"... ...and the machine does the workout for you.
Al: Now, if the machine's doing all the work, how do you work up a sweat?
Tim: Easy. We got sweat in this one. We got cold beer over here. [drinks] That would be the sweat!