Tim Quote #2134
Quote from Tim in Games, Flames and Automobiles
Tim: Well, yesterday was Al's day. Today, it's my day.
Jill: You getting married again?
Tim: No, but I have a new love. I want to introduce you to my completed chassis. And her heart is a 250-horsepower, ported and polished flathead.
Jill: Wow! I still remember when you started up the last one.
Tim: You were there?
Jill: Yes! I was standing right next to the engine.
Tim: I remember the engine, but you're a total blank.
Jill: In that case, I'll leave the two of you alone.
Tim: No, it's important to me that you're here when I start it.
Jill: Really?
Tim: Yeah. I need somebody to take a picture of me.
Jill: I recognize the camera, but you're a total blank.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Games, Flames and Automobiles’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Boy, this is great! I'm telling you, the phones are ringing off the hook! I never thought this game would catch fire so soon.
Tim: Well, it did.
Al: What do you need to talk to me about?
Tim: Well, I think they might have put the wrong wire in it. It's defective. We played it last night and it caught fire.
Al: Caught fire? Everything you do catches fire.
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Good show, Al.
Al: Thank you.
Heidi: Tim, do you want the big ice pack or the small ice pack today?
Tim: Ow. I'll take the small one. It's just my head.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Oh, come on! We've been at this for 11 hours. I need a break.
Tim: What you need is some hot coffee. Look how fast Wilson's working.
Wilson: [speaks rapidly] You know, I never was much of a coffee drinker. In fact, this if the first time I've ever had one full cup, let alone eight cups. It was really quite invigorating. It reminds me of the Buddhist monks after Zen meditation.
Tim: No more coffee for Wilson.
Wilson: I need chocolate and I need it now!
Ilene: Al's gonna be so touched when he sees his friends have fixed all his games.
Wilson: Well, Euripides said, "True friendship is shown in times of trouble: prosperity is full of friends."