Tim Quote #2126
Quote from Tim in Games, Flames and Automobiles
Jill: Tim, did you tell Al that he was creative?
Tim: Yeah. I had to. Otherwise I'd still be at Tool Time listening to him whining. "I'm such a loser. I have no life left. Even my beard doesn't fit my face anymore."
Jill: Well, according to Ilene, what you said made Al decide to market his Tool Time game. He's invested his entire life savings.
Tim: He did? That's crazy.
Jill: He ordered 500 games and he made a commercial. You gotta go over there right away and talk some sense into him.
Tim: I can't. I'm hanging the exhaust system this morning.
Jill: Look, Tim, Al could be on the brink of financial disaster. You gotta do something.
Tim: I'll give him a call or something.
Jill: No, calling's not good enough. Go over there.
Tim: All right. I'll go over there. When I get back, he'll be just as depressed and boring as usual.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Games, Flames and Automobiles’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Al: Boy, this is great! I'm telling you, the phones are ringing off the hook! I never thought this game would catch fire so soon.
Tim: Well, it did.
Al: What do you need to talk to me about?
Tim: Well, I think they might have put the wrong wire in it. It's defective. We played it last night and it caught fire.
Al: Caught fire? Everything you do catches fire.
Quote from Heidi
Heidi: Good show, Al.
Al: Thank you.
Heidi: Tim, do you want the big ice pack or the small ice pack today?
Tim: Ow. I'll take the small one. It's just my head.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Oh, come on! We've been at this for 11 hours. I need a break.
Tim: What you need is some hot coffee. Look how fast Wilson's working.
Wilson: [speaks rapidly] You know, I never was much of a coffee drinker. In fact, this if the first time I've ever had one full cup, let alone eight cups. It was really quite invigorating. It reminds me of the Buddhist monks after Zen meditation.
Tim: No more coffee for Wilson.
Wilson: I need chocolate and I need it now!
Ilene: Al's gonna be so touched when he sees his friends have fixed all his games.
Wilson: Well, Euripides said, "True friendship is shown in times of trouble: prosperity is full of friends."