Jill Quote #663
Quote from Jill in Fear of Flying
Tim: Boy, you can sure see a lot of stuff. Look, the Silverdome's ov...
Mark: Ah!
Tim: Whoops!
Wilson: Uh-oh.
Tim: What did I do?
Jill: "Whoops" is not a word I want to hear 2,000 feet up in the air. [engine stops] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's happening?
Wilson: Tim just hit the mixture control, which caused the engine to die.
Jill: "Die" is even worse that "whoops"!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.