Brad Quote #119
Quote from Brad in Fear of Flying
Brad: Man, I thought when you practice, you're supposed to get better.
Randy: That only works if you have a little thing called talent.
Brad: You know, maybe it's just us. [off-key playing continues]
Randy: It's not us.
Brad: Hey, I've got an idea. Come on. Hey, Mom, the music sounds fantastic.
Jill: You think?
Brad: Yeah, I mean, I thought I was listening to a radio.
Jill: Well, I still have the rest of the half hour to do, you know. I gotta play this... four more times.
Randy: That would be a big mistake.
Jill: Really? How come?
Randy: There is a danger in over-practicing.
Jill: There's a bigger danger in trying to pull a fast one on your mother. Now, listen, guys. I'm going to play this until I get it right.
Brad: All right. But don't blame us when you miss your grandchildren's weddings.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.