Tim Quote #1977
Quote from Tim in Fear of Flying
Al: Fred, why don't you tell us a little something about what you guys did up there.
Fred Leslie: Well, Al, we had a 16-day mission where we conducted scientific experiments.
Al Sacco: And we focused on things like the physics of fluids.
Tim: Hm-hmm. Give me a couple of beers, I'll teach you all you need to know about the physics of fluids.
Ken Bowersox: Then I guess our mission was completely unnecessary.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.