Tim Quote #1974
Quote from Tim in Fear of Flying
Al: Two years ago, we were fortunate to have the crew of the space shuttle Endeavor.
Tim: Today, we're honored to meet the crew of the space shuttle Columbia. It's amazing that they're here, right?
Al: Yes, it is. Especially after you tried to steal one of the Endeavor crew's space tools.
Tim: I didn't steal one, I borrowed it, in case I was taking my family to the gas giant. That would be Jupiter, not your mother.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.