Tim Quote #1971
Quote from Tim in Fear of Flying
Jill: Only you could turn a trip to the museum into a journey to death.
Tim: Before you get bent out of shape, take a look at the facts.
Jill: No, here is a fact: there is no one who's going to convince me that an 11-year old child should be taking flying lessons.
Tim: They teach a lot of kids how to fly. A lot of them are younger than Mark.
Jill: That doesn't make it safe.
Tim: They have a lot of sis-tis... sis-sis-tid... There's stat... tistis... There's t-t-t... There's facts in here that show that flying a small plane is safer than driving a car.
Jill: Well, sure, the way you drive.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Fear of Flying’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, Jill, as an experienced pilot, I can assure you that learning with a licensed instructor is quite safe.
Jill: I didn't know you were a pilot.
Wilson: Oh, yes, indeedy. I've logged over a 1,000 hours since I flew spy planes during the war.
Jill: You were a spy?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Jill: Which war?
Wilson: I'm not at liberty to say.
Quote from Jill
Mark: And they let us go up in one of those turboprops.
Jill: Ooh! One of those simulator things?
Tim: No. A little plane.
Jill: You took him up in a little plane?
Tim & Mark: Yeah.
Jill: Those things are disasters waiting to happen. They're like Tool Time with wings.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know what happens when a mother babies her son like this? He turns into Al.