Tim Quote #1795
Quote from Tim in Room Without a View
Al: Now, before we put up our framing we need to attach this two-by-four nailer plate, which we will secure directly into the concrete foundation.
Tim: And for that, we'll need a power fastener, and there's no better power fastener on the market than Binford's 6100 series. Heidi?
Heidi: Here you are, Tim.
Tim: Look at that bad boy. Solid steel construction, 22-caliber, full three-inch pin capacity. [grunts]
Al: You want to drive in your nails every 32 inches, or every other stud.
Tim: All right, Marv, bring the camera in real close and watch how this thing works. Huh? [hits head on camera] Not that close, Marv.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Room Without a View’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Son, your new basement room. Step in.
Randy: Whoa, Dad! This is great! A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle...
Tim: Hey, Randy. It's my show, OK?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill. He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get?
Tim: Throw in a cowboy and a policeman, you got the Village People playin' poker.
Wilson: No, Tim. What you get is the sum of their fears.
Tim: I don't understand.
Wilson: What I'm saying, Tim, if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would've realized there was no reason to be ashamed of them. [owl screeches]
Tim: Woo-hoo! That scared me.
Wilson: Oh, boy! It scared me, too.
Tim: And I'm not ashamed to admit it... although, I do have to change my pants.
Quote from Tim
Randy: That's it, Dad. I've had it. I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
Tim: Hey, it's not that bad. A little puddle in the middle of it. You can still read the outside of it. There you go. "The Senate today was rocked by scandal as two members... [mumbles]" Talk about your yellow journalism.