Jill Quote #576
Quote from Jill in Sisters and Brothers
Carrie: Look, Jill, I guarantee you your life is more satisfying than my life.
Jill: Well, what's wrong with your life?
Carrie: I'm just not as happy as I used to be. Maybe I need a new career. Maybe a husband. Maybe I should just go spend some time with the Dalai Lama, who, by the way, hates it when you walk up to him and go, "Hello, Dalai."
Jill: You know... Whatever it is that you're looking for, I'm sure you'll find it.
Carrie: Oh, how can you be so sure?
Jill: Oh, come on. You fell off a curb and Robert Redford caught you.
Carrie: Well, that's true. Which reminds me... Bob left a message on my machine the other week and I never called him back.
Jill: Bob? I hate you so much.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Sisters and Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Just great. Look at the time, huh? Now it's off to work I go without my "hi-de-ho."
Quote from Al
Tim: All right. Let's give a big, warm Tool Time welcome for Cal "He's gotta be better-looking than Al" Borland. I don't see any family resemblance, do you?
Al: Well, actually, I take after Father and Cal looks like Mother.
Tim: And a fine-looking woman she is. Come on, Cal. You wanna tell us about growing up with Al?
Cal: I don't think so, Tim. [Al and Cal snort]
Al: [laughs] He's got that Borland humor.
Tim: Yeah, the kind that isn't funny.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Could I talk to Wilson for a minute? I got a couple of minutes before I go to work.
Jill: You'll have to wait.
Tim: I can't wait.
Jill: I'm sorry, we only have one Wilson and I'm using him.
Wilson: You know, neighbors, I am a friend. I'm not a rest room.
Jill: I'm sorry, Wilson. Tim, come on, I know you wanna talk to Wilson about me, but I was here first.
Tim: Well, hurry up. I don't know how long I can hold it.