Tim Quote #1501
Quote from Tim in Super Bowl Fever
Jill: Oh, that's good. You have such great hands.
Larry: [o.s.] Oh, no!
Benny: [o.s.] He coughed it up!
[Jill falls back on the bed after Tim runs away while giving her a backrub]
Jill: Tim! Where are you going?
Tim: Somebody coughed something up downstairs.
Jill: Tim! Tim...
Tim: It could be Harry. He might be having another heart attack.
All: [o.s.] All right! Hey.
Al: [o.s.] He recovered.
Tim: It's OK. Thank God, Harry's all right. Talk to you later.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Super Bowl Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Benny
Larry: Hey, Benny, turn on the surround sound just for the touchdown.
Al: Not too loud.
Benny: Is this the one? [sparks fly]
Tim: Hey, Benny!
Benny: Let me guess. You hooked it up yourself?
Quote from Benny
Benny: [gets under the covers] Hey, Jill. Would you like some hot sausage? It'll sweat the fever right out of you.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Yeah, it's today. And Jill's all bent out of shape. Kicked my friends out. I had some guys over to watch the Super Bowl, she didn't like it 'cause she got flu.
Wilson: Mm. You know, I've got a touch of that myself, Tim. That's why I'm boiling up some bees.
Tim: Yeah. Boy, I'd swear I just heard you say "boiling up some bees." [laughs]
Wilson: Well, you know, I did. See, you steep the bees for 45 minutes in boiling water. Then you drink the liquid. It's an ancient Chinese remedy for nausea.
Tim: Sounds like an ancient Chinese cause of nausea.
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, Tim. It makes a very delightful bee tea. The best part is, you don't have to add honey. [chuckles]