Tim Quote #1375
Quote from Tim in Quibbling Siblings
Al: All right. Our next gadget here on Gadget Corner is a car safety device known as the Snooze No More.
Tim: That's right. Stick this little bad boy in your ear like this, adjust it for your level, and when you're driving you won't go to sleep. [gadget beeps as Tim's head drops] It's also good when Aunt Agnes stops by to talk about her kidney stone operation. Uh-huh.Was it painful? [gadget beeps] Did you save any of the stones? [gadget beeps]
Al: All right. Next up on...
Tim: When you get the videotape of that, we can watch the operation backwards. They put it back in. [gadget beeps]
Al: All right, I'm sure you'll like our next gadget [gadget beeps], the...
[When the gadget emits a continuous beep, Tim removes it from his ear and starts banging it. It falls silent when Al takes it off Tim's hands and switches it off.]
Al: All right. Our next gadget here on... [beeps in Al's pocket] on Gadget Corner... [Al throws it on the ground]
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Heidi: Goodbye, everybody.
Brad: Nee you sex time. See you next time.
Tim: Bye, folks.
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Randy: Well, it's gonna take a minute to boot up. I still have that old I30 chip in it. Not much power.
Tim: Are you saying this thing needs more power? Lemme open it up. I can make this thing go faster.
Randy: Well, why don't we just save you the trouble and throw it up against the wall?
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Tim: What we have here, honey, is a simple case of sibling rivalry.
Jill: Exactly.
Tim: Which just proves, Ms. Straight-A Student, that I might know just about as much about psychology as you do.
Jill: Oh, really? What causes sibling rivalry?
Tim: Having more than one kid.