Tim: OK, it's autumn. What else is it time for, Al?
Al: It's time for Halloween, when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks.
Tim: I don't have time for that. Today, we're talking about backyard refuse.
Al: So I don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me?
Tim: Not unless it's yours. [chuckles]
Al: Thank you, Tim. Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way to deal with those unsightly piles of leaves and twigs that clutter up your yard.
Tim: Not to mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff.
Al: Depending on your mulcher, you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow. [engine starts]
Tim: Leaves. Twigs. Or how about Al's paycheck? Then you get to the bigger stuff. Patio furniture, canoes, old doors. [engine stops] Your entire deck can go in here.
Al: That's exactly what you don't want to put in your mulcher because it could clog it up.
Tim: That's right. That's why we have this other mulcher to show you what happens when you get a clogged-up beater bar. Now, when you clear out the beater bar, and Al's gonna show you right now, you wanna make sure the whole unit's shut off because...
Both: Safety first.
Al: That's right. Now, you can just clear away the refuse here, get down into the beater bar... [a bloody head pops up out of the mulcher]
Tim: Happy Halloween, Al.