Quote from Tim in Borland Ambition
Tim: OK, it's autumn. What else is it time for, Al? Al: It's time for Halloween, when you try to scare me with one of your childish tricks. Tim: I don't have time for that. Today, we're talking about backyard refuse. Al: So I don't have to worry about some bloody body part popping out at me? Tim: Not unless it's yours. [chuckles] Al: Thank you, Tim. Well, mulching is the quickest and most effective way to deal with those unsightly piles of leaves and twigs that clutter up your yard. Tim: Not to mention you get to crank up a noisy machine and grind up stuff. Al: Depending on your mulcher, you can throw in just about anything your yard will grow. [engine starts] Tim: Leaves. Twigs. Or how about Al's paycheck? Then you get to the bigger stuff. Patio furniture, canoes, old doors. [engine stops] Your entire deck can go in here. Al: That's exactly what you don't want to put in your mulcher because it could clog it up. Tim: That's right. That's why we have this other mulcher to show you what happens when you get a clogged-up beater bar. Now, when you clear out the beater bar, and Al's gonna show you right now, you wanna make sure the whole unit's shut off because... Both: Safety first. Al: That's right. Now, you can just clear away the refuse here, get down into the beater bar... [a bloody head pops up out of the mulcher] Tim: Happy Halloween, Al.