Tim Quote #1287
Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: [on the phone] Lenny, I've got the insurance policy right in front of me. No, I'm sure there's gotta be a clause here covering beam droppage or something. Go back to that section... What is it? 29... 29B. Yeah, all right. The soup-up clause. The part that covers me for personal injury due to personal negligence. Keep looking. Dropping a beam on a car's gotta be in there. And if by some chance it's not, you should put it in, 'cause you never know when something like that could happen. Ah. You saw the show.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.