Tim Quote #1277
Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: OK, Al, now what?
Al: OK, hit the foot brake. Lock the beam in place. Right now. OK. Now, get out of the cab. Tim's getting out of the cab, and I'm going to move the beam right into place. As you go out, be careful. Don't hit the brake release with your foot.
Tim: OK. But this is the lever that would swing the beam?
Al: Yes, it is, but, Tim... [Al is knocked off the side of cabin] Tim!
Tim: Al, are you all right?
Al: Marv, look out! Tim, your foot! Don't hit the brake release!
Tim: What?
[Tim's foot knocks the brake release, dropping the beam down onto Jill's station wagon]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.