Tim Quote #1276
Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: Before you do, let me jump inside and show our viewers some of the controls.
Al: Tim, maybe I should be... Tim!
Tim: Hold on a minute. Marv, as long as you're up here, let's get a close look at the controls. Let me show you. Look at this stuff. Now, this lever here swings the entire crane back and forth. Right, Al?
Al: That's right, Tim, but don't touch it. Now, get out of the cab and I will raise the beam.
Tim: Well, since I'm in here, I can't think of any reason why I shouldn't raise the beam.
Al: I can think of about 300.
Tim: This is the lever to raise the beam, right?
Al: Yes, that's it, right... but don't... No, Tim!
Tim: I'm doing it. I got it! I got it! I'm beaming up, Scotty.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Don't Tell Momma’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone? Why do you have to obsess about a stupid little scratch? This is just a car. It's a hunk of metal used to haul kids to soccer practice.
Tim: This is not a hunk of metal! This used to be a classic.
Jill: It looks like a giant hot dog bun.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Look, look, this could've happened to anybody.
Jill: Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a three-ton beam anyway? You know, we should just sue that jerk for all he's worth.
Tim: Oh, we don't wanna do that.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: You married him.
Jill: Oh, no. You did this? You mean we've gotta pay for this?
Tim: I'm sure we got some beam-droppage thing in our insurance.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Um, I don't think the book is in the station wagon. I saw Mark with it.
Jill: What would Mark be doing with my abnormal psychology book?
Randy: Maybe trying to figure out what's wrong with him.