Jill Quote #350
Quote from Jill in Dollars and Sense
Jill: Maybe I can find something for my husband. What is this thing here?
Salesman: Well, that's a very rare item. It's a Swedish pancake maker signed by Bjorn Borg.
Jill: My husband loves Swedish pancakes.
Salesman: Wonderful with marmalade.
Jill: Really? I never tried them like that.
Salesman: That's the way Bjorn eats them.
Jill: This could be a very interesting purchase.
Salesman: It's doubled in value since I got it.
Jill: If I buy the cards, how much will this cost me?
Salesman: $50, and I'll throw in a jar of marmalade.
Jill: I'll give you ten.
Salesman: Deal, but no marmalade.
Jill: Aw.
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‘Dollars and Sense’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Guess what's coming back to the house in two weeks. I'll give you a hint. It goes vroom, vroom, vroom.
Randy: Ha. Usually everything around here goes vroom, vroom, boom.
Quote from Tim
Tim: I always wonder what you do up here when nature calls. What do you do, just let it fly and hope you don't hit the foreman? Look out!
Pete: Well, actually, that is the way Dwayne does it, Tim. The rest of us, we just take the elevator down to the Porta-Potti below.
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Get this rope here, just attach it here to my 'biner, and you can just head down towards that Porta-Potti right down there.
Al: Tim, be careful.
Tim: Well, I don't know, Al... [slips] Oh! Whoa... aah! [crashes through the wooden Porta-Potti]
Al: Tim, are you all right?
Tim: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! Long as I'm down here... Could somebody send me a magazine?
Quote from Jill
Jill: I can't believe you let them do this.
Tim: Before the steam starts coming out of your nose, let me explain.
Jill: You don't have to explain what happened. I know what happened. You all went to the store, you saw the car, you started drooling, the drooling led to grunting, the grunting led to buying.
Tim: You are so far off, it's not even funny. We grunted, drooled, bought.