Tim Quote #972
Quote from Tim in Dollars and Sense
Tim: Hey, hey, hey, guys, look, an Indy car.
Brad: Oh, it even has a remote control. Cool!
Tim: This is better than cool. Rick Mears drove this to a victory in '84. Oh, man, it's autographed.
Brad: Dad, why don't we buy something like this?
Tim: Hey, hold on a second. Hey, Mr. Con, or Mr. Man... Mr. Con Man? What kind of an investment is this Mears car?
Salesman: Well, it's been a very good one for me. It's already doubled in value.
Tim: No kiddin'. What are you askin' for it?
Salesman: $140.
Brad: Oh, cool. If all three of us put our money together, we could buy it and still have $10 left over.
Randy: Yeah.
Mark: Yeah.
Tim: [whistles] I think we're all forgetting the bloody Nutty Buddy bar incident.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Dollars and Sense’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Tim: Guess what's coming back to the house in two weeks. I'll give you a hint. It goes vroom, vroom, vroom.
Randy: Ha. Usually everything around here goes vroom, vroom, boom.
Quote from Tim
Tim: I always wonder what you do up here when nature calls. What do you do, just let it fly and hope you don't hit the foreman? Look out!
Pete: Well, actually, that is the way Dwayne does it, Tim. The rest of us, we just take the elevator down to the Porta-Potti below.
Tim: Hey, wait a minute. Get this rope here, just attach it here to my 'biner, and you can just head down towards that Porta-Potti right down there.
Al: Tim, be careful.
Tim: Well, I don't know, Al... [slips] Oh! Whoa... aah! [crashes through the wooden Porta-Potti]
Al: Tim, are you all right?
Tim: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! Long as I'm down here... Could somebody send me a magazine?
Quote from Jill
Jill: I can't believe you let them do this.
Tim: Before the steam starts coming out of your nose, let me explain.
Jill: You don't have to explain what happened. I know what happened. You all went to the store, you saw the car, you started drooling, the drooling led to grunting, the grunting led to buying.
Tim: You are so far off, it's not even funny. We grunted, drooled, bought.