Jill Quote #292
Quote from Jill in The Great Race
Jill: Hope you're hungry.
Brad: Oh, yeah.
Jill: Oh. Guess I'm done with this now.
Randy: That had our tadpoles in it.
Jill: Not anymore. Soup, anyone?
Mark: What's up, guys? Hi, Mom.
Brad: Is Mark eating this?
Mark: No, that's just for you. I'm having ice cream.
Jill: Oh, sweetie, it's right over there.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Great Race’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Yeah, thanks, Officer. I'll make sure I get those tickets for Tool Time for you. You bet. So... how was your day?
Jill: Well... When I heard on the news that there was a lawn mower running amuck down I-96, with a police helicopter in hot pursuit, I thought to myself, "Could this be my husband?" Are you all right?
Tim: Pretty good chance of that. Yeah, I'm all right. There's good news and bad news. The bad news is... I got a ticket and they impounded the lawn mower.
Jill: What's the good news?
Tim: Good news is... I mowed 40 lawns and made 186 bucks.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Oh, ignore him. He's always in a snit when Bob Vila's on the show.
Karen: Isn't he the guy that has that national tool show that Tim ripped off?
Tim: Don't start, Karen, please. All I've heard all week long is, "Bob Vila this, Bob Vila that." What does Bob Vila have that I don't?
Karen: High ratings.
Jill: Fans.
Karen: Big salary.
Tim: Are you through?
Jill: Oh, pookie. We're just kidding. Remember, you have something to be proud of that Bob Vila does not have.
Tim: Oh, yeah. What?
Jill: Al.
Quote from Tim
Al: Well, you know, Bob is also here to promote one of my favorite charities.
Tim: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Flannel.