Al Quote #4
Quote from Al in Nothing More Than Feelings
Al: I was thinking about what you said the other day. About how I wouldn't understand what you were talking about until I was married.
Tim: So?
Al: Made me feel like I was desperate. Like I would never be able to find someone who'd marry me.
Tim: I didn't... That's not... I didn't... That's not what I meant.
Al: Well, I just wanted you to know that it really hurt me.
Tim: Hey, hey, hey. Al just shared a feeling. That's... That's... Yeah, that's all. Why don't we get to that circular saw now? That's what we ought to do.
Al: I mean, well, you have a wife and a family. You have no idea what it's like coming home to an empty one-bedroom apartment every night.
Tim: Al, you've got a great-looking apartment. I've been there, it's nice.
Al: Well, I just... I just think you wouldn't kid me so much if you knew well, just how very, very lonely I am. [sobs]
Kyle: I'm going back to my seat.
Jim: No kidding.
Tim: Al, hey, buddy...
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‘Nothing More Than Feelings’ Quotes
Quote from Mark
Mark: Mommy, I'm worried.
Jill: About what, honey?
Mark: If you drool and sleep on your back, won't you drown?
Jill: No, honey. Thank you for your concern. Eat a carrot.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Tim, the car is running fine.
Tim: It used to be running fine. Inside of a car is an internal combustion engine. Composed of many precision parts running at a high RPM. High RPM produces friction. Friction produces heat. Heat is dissipated by lubrication - oil. When the car didn't get the oil that it needs, it tends to seize up into a rock.
Jill: Are you saying the car's not running?
Tim: We now own a 4,000 pound, four-door boulder.
Jill: You mean I can't drive it?
Tim: Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone.
Quote from Tim
Tim: How long has the oil light been on, Jill?
Jill: Oil light...
Tim: The oil light. Next to the speedometer. A little red light with an oil can on it.
Jill: Oh, that thing. I don't know, two or three days.
Tim: Two or three days? It's a warning light. Didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?
Jill: I thought if there was a problem with the car, that the light would get brighter or there would be a buzzer.
Tim: A buzzer?! It's a car, not a game show.