Al: Right now, we're at the Precision Bathroom Fixtures booth, where they're showcasing an interesting new product.
Tim: It's actually a home urinal system, believe it or not. It's called Potty Pal. Now, right away I know the value of this. But Lou, why don't you tell the audience why they should be interested in this product.
Lou: Well, Tim, it only uses ten ounces of water per visit.
Al: Ten ounces?
Lou: Yes. And it mounts flush with the wall. [laughs] [Al snorts] And as you can see, it comes in a host of fine decorator colors.
Al: Well, my favorites would have to be the Seafoam Green and the Biscuit.
Lou: And as you also can see, it opens up just like a mailbox.
Tim: You want to look out for that "return to sender" feature, though.