Tim Quote #2528
Quote from Tim in Family Unties
Al: Right now, we're at the Precision Bathroom Fixtures booth, where they're showcasing an interesting new product.
Tim: It's actually a home urinal system, believe it or not. It's called Potty Pal. Now, right away I know the value of this. But Lou, why don't you tell the audience why they should be interested in this product.
Lou: Well, Tim, it only uses ten ounces of water per visit.
Al: Ten ounces?
Lou: Yes. And it mounts flush with the wall. [laughs] [Al snorts] And as you can see, it comes in a host of fine decorator colors.
Al: Well, my favorites would have to be the Seafoam Green and the Biscuit.
Lou: And as you also can see, it opens up just like a mailbox.
Tim: You want to look out for that "return to sender" feature, though.
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Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
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Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
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Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.