Lucille: Do you know what I dread most about moving?
Jill: Leaving your memories behind?
Lucille: No. Leaving Hector the handyman behind. [Jill laughs] Whenever Tim pulls out of my driveway after fixing something, I speed dial Hector.
Jill: Believe me, I understand. And don't tell Tim that I gave you this number. This is Joe the handyman.
Lucille: Oh, thank you.
Tim: Oh, boy. Wife and mother in the same room. [grunts] Can't be good for me.
Jill: Your mother was just saying how nice it'll be when she's living close by.
Tim: Yeah. I'm nearby. I can stop by and fix things any time you want.
Lucille: Gee, thanks, Tim. I can't tell you what a feeling of security that gives me. Now I can just buy a house and not worry about a thing.
Tim: Really? You gave her Joe's number, didn't you?
Jill: Yep.
Tim: Good, 'cause he's a lot better than Hector.