Quote from Tim in It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims
Jill: You were incredible at that shower. You were funny and charming and sexy. All the women wanted to be married to you. Tim: Mmm. [kisses Jill] I wanted to be married to them, too. Maybe we could work out some kind of time-share arrangement. Jill: You know, sometimes I just forget what an amazing hunk of man you are. Tim: Ohh. Well, I'd love to stick around and give you a little reminder, but... the boys need me. Jill: I need you. Tim: [car horn] Ah! Demolition derby... sexy wife. Demolition derby... ooh, sexy wife. Could you hold that thought till about 10:00 tonight? Jill: Wait a minute. This thought here? [kisses Tim] Tim: Mmm, mmm, mmm. That would... that would be the one. Jill: Hurry back, mister. Tim: Every time I see two heaps slam into one another tonight, I'll be thinking about us.