Tim: When laying down that hardwood floor, you could use a hammer and nails. But why would you? That'd take forever. I think what we need here is...
Audience: More power.
Tim: I was thinking right along those lines myself. Now, look what Al brought us out here. The Binford 3-11 series B power nail driver. Thank you, Al.
Al: You're welcome, Tim.
Tim: That's etiquette. Always thank your coworker. Try to say something nice. Al, good-looking slacks. [chuckles] Whoo. That bad boy's raw power. [grunts] The kind of power you need to attach a phone book to a cinder-block wall.
Al: Uh, Tim, you might want to remind our viewers that the Binford 3-11 has that new safety lock.
Tim: I'm sure it does, Al.
Al: Well, it's been completely redesigned.
Tim: Al, I grew up with these things. Heck, that is a little different to what I'm used to seeing, isn't it? Well, all safeties are basically a solenoid. Very impossible to shoot it when you don't want to shoot it. [gun goes off] Ow! Hey. [high-pitched] Tell you what. We'll go to a break right now. [o.s.] Get me out of this.
Al: [o.s.] Boy, that's gotta hurt.
Tim: [o.s.] Yeah, Al, it does. Feels kinda like that. [gun fires]
Al: [o.s.] Argh!